‘The Politician’s’ Zoey Deutch Eats Crickets 😱| Expensive Taste Test | Cosmopolitan

‘The Politician’s’ Zoey Deutch Eats Crickets 😱| Expensive Taste Test | Cosmopolitan


can I say Sh** okay well I said Sh** F*** hi my name is
Zoe Deutsch and I’m here with Cosmo and I’m about to play expensive taste test
we’re gonna find out together I think I’m gonna taste two things or see two
things and decide which one is more Spenny I have you guessed it water not
vodka we got this one and this one they should have done sparkling water because
I’m a connoisseur of bubbly water this one and this one this this one this
one’s that this one’s expensive one yeah okay I gotta get right that was not
confident it was I admit that was there was no confidence with that but I
got it voss that is expensive you have to get like a second mortgage on your house to
buy a thing of voss I have hair in front of me oh well this one has clips this
one doesn’t you’re gonna help me you cant no one can help me okay this one
feels nicer I think these are these are more expensive. these ones
great news so I’m two for two not a big deal I think these are Ardell oh my god
it’s hard because one is lined Its like all black and then the other one has
little it makes it look at these individuals which makes me think that
those would be more expensive pull off more of a natural kind of vibe I think
these are more expensive I think these are more expensive just like I said I
was testing you you passed that’s a half for me a big a
big plus for you what is this what is this okay I was like please don’t make
me eat mayonnaise or something okay Moisturizer no okay it really would be able to tell if I tasted it they don’t feel like mayonnaise that’s for sure so we can
verify it’s not mayonnaise cool can I say f*** and Sh** sorry. no I
still think this one’s more expensive like I’m bad at everything literally everything
you know what I feel like you’re a trickster and you put gold flakes to
fool me this one and you didn’t in this one but then again the bubbles and the
first one make me think that you’re not about trickery I’m watching you I really I’m gonna say one thing and
you’re like that is so far from what it is rose it smells like rose I’ll just be
here for another like 45 minutes trying to get this any other oh that’s not rose is there
like a little bit of citrus in that this one smells like it’s more expensive but
this one is gold only what the gold flakes it’s a cool place so now I’m
three three two okay I have too many gummy bears but here’s the funny thing
gummy bear things home is broken so let’s see these this safe home of a bear
is it’s a gummy bear they’re tougher do more expensive and I was right you put
the broken gummy in the broken home lipstick it’s not a lie I think it’s
true that my first word was lipstick and it was said in the makeup trailer but I
said it wrong I said gibick k so here I am confronting my first word right here
with you okay Oh shenanigans you guys blurred off the
label here Oh banana phone Gucci this is the more
expensive one got it right this one’s more expensive but by a lot I
mean also at the clasp and when something is Spenny it must be protected
we must protect it we got eighteen thousand five hundred and thirty five dollars
right the beetles okay some people say
crickets are the new future of our food is a sustainable way to eat for the rest
of our life because we can’t keep eating everything in sight and what we’re going to eat each other I don’t think so I don’t think so we’re gonna eat crickets so
might as well start no what a weird like herb situation on it or crickets just
tastes weird as sh ** which is totally possible and expect it they’re crunchy
they’re salty they were once alive you taste like crickets I think these are
more expensive why you know it’s not my favorite thing I’ve ever eaten but not
my least favorite bye bye cricket friends I hope someone eats you we’re
done I guess I I wanted to keep doing it I don’t even know what the score was
I I blacked out when the crickets came out which is fair okay bye you guys
thank you so much fun that’s it for expensive taste test clearly not good at
this whole signing off thing

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