STAR TRIP – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

STAR TRIP – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE


We need to figure out a way to kill that
monster and prevent it from getting into orbit Otherwise, it could endanger the whole universe Captain, I have already prepared
a plan that is quite logical Oh I know! Quick question; in this very logical plan, are there any parts where you’re still alive and a good part of the crew dies or gets seriously injured …again I don’t know if I understand what you’re
insinuating captain, unlike humans I am driven only by logic, and I’m not
affected by emotions or mean innuendos that take my focus away from the mission Like that time you used your logic when you ran off and left us behind when we were trying to save the family from the fire on the Glitter planet It was a matter of mathematics and pure logic. In fact if I were to remain there there would be no oxygen for everyone for the fire was burning 40 milligrams of oxygen per second and each of us needed 20 milligrams considering the footage of the environment and the amount of people, I can say that I saved the lives of all of those present with my actions Were you also trying to save our life when
you fled the intergalactic pirate ship that left us there or when you ran out
of that alien goo that got us on planet Arzak or when we came back in time to save the Titanic and you took the only lifeboat with 50 seats…alone Always aiming for the success of the mission with great logic Sorry captain, I’d love to explain, but your emotions don’t let you see the situation logically as I see it The very concept of logic is misrepresented in your head by your emotions and therefore incomprehensible. That’s why I’m here to evaluate each
scenario and probability of the mission and alert you to the best and most
logical choices So let me see if I understand how your evaluation works For example; we going down there to face this monster that shoots lasers from its eyes while you stay here watching TV lt’s logical And you coming with us to help out It’s illogical So you staying here inside the ship safely alone Logical And preparing the teleportation device for the creature into the ship to save the people down there Illogical but if you’re down there with us and sergeant Zulu brings the creature back up here… far away from you Logical and if we fly the ship on the monster below to sacrifice ourselves and protect the
whole universe Quite illogical indeed Maybe you should leave it to me to make
the plans Okay, and what is your plan? Actually I figured lieutenant Zulu could
focus all the power on the generators of the rear propellers While the official Hakan would take over the core part of the ship and manage the speed, who returns on the food synthesizers simply to let the energy flow through the gap
time-space allowing me to get through the boiler tunnel and access the
emergency transport module while you heroically pull the levers of the ship’s external engines How is that gonna kill the monster and save the whole universe?! Oh yeah, there’s the monster thing… Sir, he forgot his suitcase…

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