LOTR – The Fellowship of the Stunts

LOTR – The Fellowship of the Stunts


It started with a simple dare I bet you can´t jump from here to Gandalf´s carriage Wow, what a stunt man ! But soon it become an obssesion What are you doing?? We are preparing stunt I´M BURNING, I´M BURNING, HELP ME FRODO ! The dream was born We are putting together a stunt team This summer the fellowship will stunt their way across the Middle Earth Woow what a stunt ! Thats great man ! Until they cannot stunt no more For a next stunt, we are gonna roll down that hill, do a flip and land on that ferry Give them a moment for pitty sake No, we gonna do more stunts Let´s go! But there is one stunt they have yet to conquer For a next stunt we´re gonna ride a boat down the waterfall You cannot wield it ! It´s dangerous, yes, but we have to do it! And if we fail what then ? Then we will die like heroes, we have to do this, right Elrond ? One of you must do this *untranslateable speaking* I will do it ! I will jump the waterfall ! And so their quest beggins Holy shit! This waterfall is way bigger then i expected ! Can anyone else do it ? The Boromir is still sleepin´ AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Legolas! Maybe we should just, you know, not.. You mean not to follow Well that´s noo way Boromir survived The Fellowship has failed No, we´ll keep on stunting in his memory C´mon The Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Stunts Coming Soon Omg, it´s a vulcano, yee let´s jump it !!

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