How to Modern Blues

How to Modern Blues


oh my babe I wanted an espresso not a
cappuccino so you want to write the modern blues song you’re a 20-something
year old hipster but you feel like you have a connection to this genre even
though you’re white and your parents are probably rich good for you today I’m
gonna teach you how to make the best modern blues song using only your
acoustic guitar step one spend a lot of money on clothes that make you look like
you have no money step two grow a beard and if you can
grow a beard then just wear sunglasses inside step 3 localize the white dots on
your guitar and only use those in order to compose your song you don’t want to
use any other fret because that would probably bring up something new to the
table and then it wouldn’t really be blues anymore now step four is coming up
with the lyrics and you can mainly sing about whatever you want but I’ve noticed
there are certain themes that fit better with this genre such themes include
having a woman losing a woman being sad because you just lost the woman and then
wanting another woman
I had a woman But then she up and left me,she left me broken hearted And now I want another woman and now for the chorus you just take the white dots and turn them into power chords and
sing about how you have the blues whatever that might mean nowadays now for the solo you just press on the
white dots but you use the thin strings (GOLD ON THE CEILING kinda I guess idk) and that’s how you write a modern blues
song you bloody hipster

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