[CC/FULL] Modern Farmer EP05 (2/3) | 모던파머

[CC/FULL] Modern Farmer EP05 (2/3) | 모던파머


Is that a tan or do you
think he’s naturally dark? It must be a tan. You have a similar… Wake up. There are all sorts of people
in the countryside. You’re right. They’re pretty talented. Punks! That’s nothing. What did you prepare?
You’re too confident. Don’t worry. Just watch. Next up is our contestant
from Hadurok-ri! Come on out! I like his clothes! Why is Min Ho up there? You! What did you do to Min Ho? Don’t worry! Just watch. When did he learn that? Min Ki, did you teach him? I did.
Isn’t it awesome? I’m scared. Will it be all right? Don’t hesitate. Your mother’s position as the
village head is on your shoulders. Don’t be scared. Go for it. That stance… It’s not that, right? He wouldn’t, right? Of course not.
He has a brain. He wouldn’t make a kid
do that disgusting move. A disgusting move?
What do you mean? What are you talking about? That was good! Great! That was a great performance! I think he has
a good chance of winning. Next is Daegal-ri! Come on out! That grandfather is
their representative? It looks like he’s about to croak. What’s going on?
What do you think he’ll do? He’s very healthy. 2×1=2, 2×2=4, 2×3=6, 2×4=8, 2×5=10… What’s that? Isn’t that the multiplication table?
That’s his talent? 2×8=16, 2×9=18… One more. 3×1=3, 3×2=6, 3×3=9. 3×4=12, 3×5=15, 3×6=18. 4×1=4, 4×2=8… 9×1=9, 9×2=18, 9×3=27, 9×4=36, 9×5=45, 9×6=54,
9×7=63, 9×8=72, 9×9=81! What’s so amazing about that?
What’s with the standing ovation? Everyone, Mr Kim Duk Gong, who is 107 years old, just
recited the multiplication table! – A round of applause!
– A hundred and seven? (Prize) Who gives the first prize
to someone… who recited
the multiplication table? He’s over a hundred. You think
you can do it at his age? He doesn’t know it now. I get a little confused
with the sevens, but I know it. Okay, okay. Min Ho still won second place.
We did it. How many points does
second place get? 70 points. 70 points… Sangdurok-ri got no points
for the talent show. We have 810 points. Sangdurok-ri has 850. So they’re ahead
of us by 40 points. The winner of
the 11-legged race wins… 100 points and
second place gets 50. If we win first place and
Sangdurok-ri gets second place, it’ll be 910 to 900. We win. That’s right. See? What did I tell you? We’re not done yet. Next is the last event
of the competition. The 100-metre 11-legged race! We really have to win this one.
Let’s go. Please gather around
the starting point. Let’s go! Everyone, do your very best! If we win the race,
we win the competition. We’ll win! Let’s do a cheer! One, two, three! Fight! One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two… Those dirty jerks! He tripped us. Referee! It’s useless.
The judge is from Sangdurok-ri. Let’s stop. It’s over.
It’s all over. Who said it’s over? Don’t you know that it’s
not over until it’s really over? Are you really going to quit now? You’re not going to get back up? Are you going to watch them win? – Darn it!
– Get up! Let’s go! We’ll go with “darn it”
since you love it so much. Got it? “Darn it!”
On my mark, okay? Let’s go! Darn it! We won, right?
Right? That’s right.
We finished first. We won! Darn it! Hey! Stop kidding yourselves. We beat you by one centimetre. I was looking. We beat you by 1.5 centimetres.
Got it? Hey, referee! We won, right? You came in around the same time. What are you talking about? What are you saying?
We came in first! What are you saying, punk? We came in first! Be quiet! One of the staff took a photo… when you were
crossing the finish line. We are going to examine the photo. We’ll do it according
to the official rules. The team whose upper body
came in first is the winner. Agreed? Let’s take a look! Be quiet. – Enlarge it.
– Yes, Sir. See? That breast! That protruding breast! He’s right! We won! Darn it! That nipple… We lost because of a nipple! What kind of man has nipples
that are bigger than a woman’s? Darn it! After reviewing the photo, the winner of
the 11-legged race is… Hadurok-ri! What’s wrong with you people? Hey! Your chest! Your chest won us the competition! Hey, kid, it’s a good thing
you got bitten by that dog. Where would we be if you hadn’t? You…
No, your chest saved our town. A round of applause! She’s clapping. She smiled. Everything is okay now. My image has finally been restored! Hey, kid, you’re our village hero! Hero! Hero? I’m a hero? I’ve never seen them before. – Who are they?
– They moved into our town recently. Why? Is that so? We will now start
the trophy presentation. The winner of the 25th So-ul
Township Athletic Competition… is Hadurok-ri! Wait! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I have an objection! An objection? What are you talking about? They used ineligible athletes! It’s my understanding that having
a person who’s not from their own… village compete is grounds
for disqualification! Ineligible athletes?
Who? Over there! Those punks who just
moved into your town! I think he means us. Them? They live in our village! Really? Then did they file
their change of residence? Of course. Who wouldn’t? Who would be dumb enough
not to do that? Isn’t that right, Min Ki? The change of residence? You did it, didn’t you? You did it. I know you did. Did you do it? That was your job. – Did you do it?
– I thought you would. You didn’t file
a change of residence? We’re going back in three months,
so I thought it wasn’t necessary. You idiot! You didn’t file it,
you crazy punk? Goodness! We have an announcement. Due to the use of
ineligible participants, Hadurok-ri unfortunately
has been disqualified. What now? As a result,
the winner of the 25th… So-ul Township
Athletic Competition is… Sangdurok-ri! Give it to me! No!
Goodness! We won! This can’t be happening! Hey, wake up! Wake up! Hey, wake up. What? The sun is up.
What are you still doing here? We’re going to pack soon. Pack later. Did you forget today is Monday? Hurry. Come out. What? What’s on Monday? What now?
Come on. I’m so sleepy. You lazy punks. All the elders are already here.
How dare you be late? Late for what? The villagers gather
every Monday for morning exercises. So don’t be late from now on. If you’re late again,
I’ll kill you. From now on? So you’re not kicking us out? I tried very hard to get rid of you
guys, but unfortunately, everyone thought you worked
very hard and should be forgiven. But you to stay only until
your cabbages are harvested. Got it? Of course! Yun Hui, thank you!
Thank you so much! No, wait. All of you.
Thank you! Keep up the good work! Hey, get in line or get lost. Yes! We’ll get in line. We’ll work hard! Yun Hui, what about
your position as the village head? A promise is a promise,
so I resigned. But they re-elected me. It was unanimous. Enough nonsense! Let’s get to exercising! Get in line, you guys. We’re starting! I never realised that
this place was so beautiful. The scenery is amazing. It’s nice not to have to worry
about getting kicked out. Right? I think we’re done
preparing the field. We’re halfway there. Our hardships are over!
The end! You’re smiling like a fool today. Su Yeon applauded him yesterday.
He can’t stop smiling. That’s not it! We all know it is.
Are you that happy? That’s not it. Hey, Ki Jun,
your girlfriend is here. She’s not my girlfriend. Will you stop already? Hello. – What is it this time?
– It’s nothing much. I was digging for herbs and
came across some wild honey. Wild honey? The rare honey that can only
be found on the edge of cliffs? Yes. I’m a pretty good climber. You’re very talented. That’s very rare. Really? Let’s try some. I don’t want it.
Take it back. You doing these things
makes me very uncomfortable. I’m just so grateful
that you saved me. It’s fine. I already forgot all about it.
There’s no need to be grateful. So don’t come see me again. Just forget about me. If you see me, pretend that you
don’t. Don’t even speak to me again. Got it? You should have at least
taken the honey. That was mean. She was trying to be nice. You were too harsh. Whatever! I had to it
so she’d stop bothering me. I never thought that I’d buy
so much cabbage seeds in my life. Mister, what do we do first? You don’t know that and
you bought all these seeds? We’re new to farming. It’s not that hard, so listen up. First, you pour some gardening
soil into these pots and… put two seeds in each hole. How deep? Not too deep, but not too shallow. Just so. After that,
water the soil if it’s too dry. How much water? Not too much, but not too little.
Just so. When the seedlings have sprouted
just so, you add just the right… amount of soil sterilant,
and manure, and dig troughs. After that, you dig holes
that aren’t too big… but not too small in the troughs
and plant the seedlings. After you water and trim them
for a while, they’ll grow. After that, check for cabbages that
don’t look healthy and cut them out. After that, if you feel that
they’re not growing, you give them fertiliser. If you see bugs, spray insecticide. After that, you have to tie them
tight before the frost hits. After that, when you think
they’re nice and ripe, you use a knife to harvest them, but not too roughly
and not too gently, just so. And that’s it.
Simple enough? If you need anything else,
give me a call. I have to go. – Good luck.
– Mister! Work hard! Hey, that was Korean, right? “Just so”? I didn’t know farming cabbages
was so complicated. My head hurts. I’m so hungry. Ramen noodles again? Where are your uncle and aunt? Do you want some? Uncle was hit in the eye
by a cow’s tail. He went to the clinic. He got hit in the eye
by a cow’s tail? Has he always been so unlucky? He’s always had a bit of bad luck. By the way, Yun Hui, do you know
how to grow cabbage seedlings? Why do you ask?
Didn’t the seed guy tell you how? He did explain it, but it
was total gibberish to us. Well, it’s different depending
on the soil, the type of cabbage seed, the manure and
fertiliser you use. What you use changes the method. You could say
there’s no right answer. Make sure you know
what you’re doing first. You could ruin the whole crop. What? What does that mean? Once I overwatered the seedlings
and lost the whole crop. That can’t happen. Can’t you teach us
how to grow seedlings? I’m not that familiar
with cabbages. There is a sure-fire way. – What is it?
– Go see that guy. There is a farming god in our
village who always gets… a good crop no matter what. A farming god? Who’s that? No, thank you.
Go find someone else. I don’t like you.
Why would I teach you anything? Please!
Come on! Please teach us! I already have plenty to do. And I’ve spent my whole life
learning all that knowledge. You think
I’ll teach you that for free? I don’t think so,
you selfish brats! We will help you! We’ll do anything you ask us! Really? Anything I ask you? This stinks! Of all the work he could have us do,
why did it have to be this? Hey!
Keep cleaning. He said he was going
to come check on us. At least we’re better off
than Ki Jun. I always get the dirty work! I think that’s better than this. No, we’re better off.
Get back to work. Mum said to come and
have some watermelon. Watermelon! Watermelon! Watermelon! Hey, wait for me. The ladder… Hey, guys! Wait! Guys!

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